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Pokemoan Silicone Dildo - Squirty

Geek Sex Toys

$69.99 USD

Become the ultimate Pokémoan master with your new silicone friends. Let your imagination run wild as you play under the sheets. Choose your new companion wisely, the pokésex data below has all the information you will need.

**Please read in your best Pokésex voice:

‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.

All Pokémoan toys are made using 100% skin safe silicone.

** End of Pokésex data**

Catch them all! :  ‘Bulby’‘Charmy’‘Squirty’‘Piky

Material
All our Pokémoan toys are made using 100% skin safe silicone.

Measurements:

Squirty
Dildo length: 14cm
Shell width: 6cm
Head width: 4cm

Packaging
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Handmade products
Although each product goes through rigorous quality control, they are handmade and therefore may have minor imperfections.