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Pokemoan Gotta Catch Em All Bundle

Geek Sex Toys

$199.99 USD $269.96 USD

Introducing the new Pokémoan sex toys! Become the ultimate Pokémoan master with your new silicone friends. Let your imagination run wild as you play under the sheets. why settle for one when you can have them all! The pokésex data below has all the information you will need.

**Please read in your best Pokésex voice:

‘Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.

‘Charmy’ – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.

‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.

‘Piky’ – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.

All our Pokémoan toys are made using 100% skin safe silicone.

** End of Pokésex data**

Measurements
Bulby
Dildo length: 16cm
Seed width: 5cm
Dildo width: 3.5cm

Charmy
Dildo length: 18cm
Dildo width (at widest point): 4cm

Squirty
Dildo length: 14cm
Shell width: 6cm
Head width: 4cm

Piky
Butt plug length: 7cm
Butt plug width: 2.5cm
Tail Length: 8cm

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